I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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