He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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