i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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