Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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