i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
True strength comes from lack of pants
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
