I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
