just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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