did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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