Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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