Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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