And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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