Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He did a backflip because drugs
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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