ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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