I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
