My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
