If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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