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Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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