My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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