I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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