no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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