i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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