He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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