Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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