Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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