OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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