my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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