I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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