Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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