i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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