Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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