Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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