I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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