Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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