Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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