Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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