With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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