Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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