no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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