Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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