I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
