oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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