I love black thongs
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
wow bdsm is so cute
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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