Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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