dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i think my mom watched the whole time
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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