is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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