i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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