it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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