as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
