That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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