Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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