I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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