I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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