I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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