another moral hangover. fuck.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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