if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
